Cessna pilot on landing roll: "Hey ATC, how close is that 747 behind us?"
ATC controller(dufuss pinching his air traffic): "KEEP YOUR THROTTLE TO THE WALL AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!!"
Cessna pilot: "YOU ###%^&*!!!"
Words of wisdom: If the pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
